Quote of the Day

Followed by a terribly deep sigh.

"Were you even close to coming right then?"

The danger of sleeping with

1. amoral, yet devastatingly good-looking men; and
2. football players who rely on one-night stands for emotional and sexual sustenance

is that they are not terribly skilled in bed.

I said "no". I tried to raise my eyebrow, but disappointment is energy-sucking. Having been brought up on a diet of good behaviour, politeness and not saying anything unless it's nice, I weakly muttered something about it being the journey, not the destination.